Application to dating my daughter
As you wait for my response, please don’t call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified automatically. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.A woman’s place is in the _________________________ D.The one thing I hope this application doesn’t ask is________________________________________ E. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device?Click HERE It was really fun to see Dads around the world unite around this funny little take on daughters beginning to date. It is no surprise to me that Dads of daughters united around this topic.As a follow up blog, I wanted to pass along another handy tool that you may want to use with your daughter’s suitor.
How you treat women will be how she will expect to be treated.
Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.
If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.
In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.________________________________2.
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue & quietly leave my house. If all your answers were YES, then you may continue.1.